Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down

It's raining and depressing and dreary outside. And it's a Monday. And I hate when people open my mail. It's addressed to me. That means I'm supposed to open and read it. If it had your name on it as well, go ahead open it. But it doesn't. I do not open my mother's mail or my father's mail. I would very much like to be the person to open my own acceptance letter to a school. I would very much like to be the person to open an inivitation for a party that I am invited to. I would very much like to be the person to open a letter to me from my friend overseas. I don't want it pre-opened. It ruins the excitement. What's the point in me reading it if you already have? I'll just ask you for a summary of what the letter says. And when you leave out important information, such as the deadline for the essay for the scholarship is March 1st, oh and you need a teacher reccommendation letter, I'm going to blame you. Yes, I probably should've read it. It's my fault. But bottom line, Mom and Dad, DON'T OPEN MY MAIL. Thank you.

Give Me a Recording Contract, Please.

Today I was listening to the radio and I found myself wondering, how in the world did Kesha, I'm sorry, Ke$ha, get a recording contract? Her music to me is computerized crap. She even "sings" about crap. She doesn't even sing, she just talks. She wears interesting clothing (by interesting i mean slutty and outlandish) and a buttload of makeup. Give me a recording contract please. I can wear nutty outfits and just be plain outlandish and edit my voice to sound like a computer. I would have a nice life for doing absolutely nothing. Like Kesha.

People are Stupid

Ya know what's the worst? Stupid people. Stupid people on the road. Stupid people in school. Stupid people in a store. Stupid people in general. They just seem to get in my way. I believe that stupid people should wear signs around their necks or stick a post-it note to their foreheads that warns us non-stupid people. If I ever saw someone with a post it note on their head, it wouldn't even have to label them as stupid, I would just automatically assume it, I would know to just avoid that person. Life would be so much easier.  Yet, in a sense, I think that most people are stupid. Not us, it's others. Say, if someone ate a bad apple or whatever and was like, "OMG this is gross, taste this." Where is the logic in that? Why would I want to taste your bad apple? Anyway, I'm tired and I think I'm going to go to bed. If no stupid people interrupt the track to my bedroom.