I am thankful for:
- Potatoes
- People who don't drive slowly in the left lane
- 4th of July fireworks
- Lord and Taylor sales
- Butt warmers in the car
- Sam's Club free samples and hotdog combo
- Glen Oak
- Meryl Streep
- Acid reflux pills so I can go to Moe's and also eat pizza
- Netflix
- People who don't have their high beams on when they drive toward me
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Everybody Loves Raymond marathons
- Jimmy Fallon thank you notes
- Ballet
- The new CVS in Clarks Summit with the better parking lot
- The giant pockets in my winter coat because they are big enough to fit a hoagie
- Hoagies from the Waverly Deli
- Taylor Swift singing "cuz darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream."
- Buzzfeed articles that distract me from doing important things
- The Xfinity remote app because I always forget to record my shows
- Pepperidge Farm bread
- People who aren't mean to waitresses
- My Twitter followers
- Spongebob's wisdom
- Billy Crystal and Bette Midler in Parental Guidance
- People who use their blinkers
- The Katy Berry at State Street
- The Allentown rest stop
- Kurt Sutter
- Gertrude Hawks Smidgens
- The free sample Auntie Anne's lady
- Beyonce
- Holiday hours at the mall
- People who stop at stop signs
- That I was able to see Joan Rivers in person work her magic
- Salerno's Pizza
- That I've seen Barry Manilow 5 times
- Smart TV's
- Oprah's favorite things
- My blankie
- Rewards points at stores that get you free things
- Ceiling fans
- Coupons
- Chapstick
- The energetic music of ABBA
- Beats headphones so I don't have to hear my mom vacuuming
- Frozen because Olaf
- Beaches (the movie and the ocean-y sandy places)
- People who smell nice
- People who read articles before commenting on them on Facebook
- The year Charlie Sheen went crazy and ran Twitter #winning #AdonisDNA #tigerblood #goddesses
- Owning waaayy too many Alex and Ani bracelets
- My pillow
- People who tip 20% (or at all)
- My ukulele that I still don't know how to play
- Mr. and Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island
- The grilled cheese sandwiches in McGowan
- That the guy who's car mirror I knocked off like 3 years ago was a super nice old man who told me his life story and then offered me a grilled cheese
- That every time I take a "Which Golden Girl are you?" quiz, I get Rose Nylund
- Judge Judy's snarky comments like "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
- The little lemur dude that sings "I Like to Move It Move It" in Madagascar
- Airplanes and airports because they fascinate me
- The thrill of Black Friday
- When FX plays The Devil Wears Prada before Sons of Anarchy on Tuesdays
- When things don't interfere with my TV schedule
- Wendy's chicken nuggets
- Living near a golf course
- My pool
- Sunglasses
- The TV Guide app
- President Clinton's Burger Stand game
- Chocolate pie
- The socks I carry in my purse in case I don't have any on and I have to try on shoes that need socks
- Any books on Princess Diana
- 39dollarglasses.com
- Baby powder
- The free flashlight coupons for Harbor Freight in the Sunday paper
- Noni's pasta sauce
- The lady that works the checkout counter near the purses at Macy's
- Non-depressing news stories
- When I can actually sleep
- 1970's Keith Richards
- Still thankful for sneaker wedges (sorry haterzzz but they are comfortable)
- TMX Elmo
- The Rob Lowe Direct TV commercials
- St. Germain
- TJ Maxx and Marshalls
- Paris Hilton perfumes
- Bon Jovi and anything and everything related to Jon Bon Jovi
- That one time I tried stand up comedy
- Lava lamps
- When I don't forget to put my earrings on
- That one time I asked Clay Aiken if he wanted to go to lunch
- Free shipping
- That one time I didn't burn anything in the kitchen (I can't recall a specific time, but I'm sure it's happened)
- People who read these silly posts
Ok I'm tired of this now and I'm sure you're tired of reading it. Time to eat and shop. Peace out girl scouts. Go buy some cookies.
No comments:
Post a Comment