Dear PA Department of Transportation

I cannot drive down any NEPA road without hitting a pot hole. It is impossible. I can't ride a scooter without nearly dying. And rollerskating? Forget it. But the worst part of it all, my CD's are all ruined. Every time I hit a pot hole, which is about every two seconds, the CD skips. Then, it eventually is permanently ruined. My Britney Spears CD now goes..."I I I I Wanna I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I." Talk about annoying. So, I think that the state of Pennsylvania should do something about this.  Here's my proposal. Pave the roads, replace PA drivers' CD's. I should file a claim for all the CD's these roads have ruined. Well, this is my venting session for today.